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mullet q & a:
Hey here are some questions, comments and suggestions from you. Feel free to write me at any time
(mulletmark@m-a-m-a.com)here we go:
From: Richard M.
Re: (no subject).
You got balls.
Thanks, Dick!
-Mark
From: Susan
Re: modeling
You aren't really a male mullet model are you?
Actually, I am. I've been doing professional male mullet modeling for about a month now. Feel free to e-mail for availability and rates.
-Mark
From: Zeno
Re: pet the mullet?
You should get either a ferret or a rat that could live on your shoulder and nest in your mullet. If you had a rat nesting in there you could have both a mullet and a rat tail coming out the back of your head at the same time.
You know, that's a really great idea. Nowadays a lot of cities like to call natural habit "rat harborage" like they did when they gave us a nuisance notice for having lots of trash in our yard. With "the man" taking it upon himself to destroy these natural habitats, my mullet could be a virtual Ellis Island to displaced vermin. Bitchin'!
-Mark
From: BroDuffy@aol.com
Re: Mullet-growing tips.
im thinking of growing a mullet this summer any suggestions?
Well, Duffy, assuming that you have short hair right now, I would say that patience is important when growing a mullet. It takes time. Of course, finding the right hair stylist is important too when you get the front cut. A "good" one will know how to cut the front to accentuate the length of the back as much as possible without resorting to the "flat-top" in front (unless you want that). Good Luck!
-Mark
From: Michael Maehle
Re: Pierced ears and sexual orientation.
AS a person who spent much of the 80's debating the great earring question, I can assure you that LEFT was a straight piercing, done simply for style and RIGHT was an sexual orientation pointer.
Please refer to any Aerosmith album cover if in doubt. (Persons with both ears pierced were either confused, intimidated and ready to discard one in the wrong crowd, or posessing remarkably weak senses of balance.)
May I also suggest a RED DEVIL FISHING LURE as an earring? Be sure to cut the tines off of the hooks, or it will become lodged in your neck. Best wishes on your mullettire quest! MFM (Toronto)Thanks for the input, Michael. Although the responses I've gotten are almost unanimous, it's great to get confirmation from another country, eh? And you can't really argue with Aerosmith when it comes to rawk fashion, can ya? I'm intrigued by the red devil fishing lure. Great tips!
-Mark
From: takewithfoodt
Re: A Tail
I'm curious--did you ever consider a tail? It seems like that would be much more easy to manage, yet still consistent with your image. Tails bleached blonde are my favorite, you should try it sometime.Good question! I actually will definitely be getting a tail when I get rid of the mullet (or I may, if I ever get rid of the mullet). It's a mouth watering idea, kinda like dessert or the extra point. And I suppose bleached would be the proverbial frosting on the proverbial cake. Stay tuned.
-Mark
