I just wanted to add a couple notes. These photographs are not doctored in any way. If they don't look just like me, it's probably due to the relatively shitty quality of the camera. They were taken on one of many Polaroid cameras I got on clearance for a reasonably good price. They reflect the times like a crystalline mountain lake in that they are both instant and disposable. They are amusingly called PopShots (which begs the question, What market are these cameras aimed towards? as well as, Aren't there enough people in America taking pornographic photos of themselves to sustain this entirely appropriate invention? but anyways...). The excluded photos really were just technically bad. I submit as evidence the fact that the pictures I did put up are not particularly flattering, at least, not so much as to be contrived. Representative. Did I mention that I have no intention of fronting?