This is your chance to help a mullet. My name is Mark. I just got a mullet. I really need to "update" my wardrobe to match my new hairstyle. It's a big job, and one that I'm not sure I can do by myself. Here's a list of what I need:

Tank tops (esp. mesh)
80's t-shirts (esp. nasa, olympics, hard rock, OP, anything without sleeves)

Parachute pants (the more pockets the better)

Fingerless gloves (or fingered gloves inside fingerless gloves of another color)

OP jams

Anything with Powell-Peralta on it

Anything featuring the "hang loose" gecko

Dangly earrings (singles, no pairs)

Acid washed denim (pants, cutoffs, jackets, vests)

High-tops (no laces needed)

Mirrored shades (esp. "aviator style" or Oakley "blades")

Any jacket that has zipper-detachable sleeves

Any shoes with velcro (91/2 men's)

A bandana to be tied around my knee.

Two pairs of dark hi-tops in different colors for "mix-and-match" style wearin'.
Anything featuring Spuds McKenzie.

 

I'm sure I'll need more stuff in the future, but this is a good start. To make donations, send them to:

Friends of the Mullet
54 NE Sacramento St.

Portland, OR 97212


Anyone who donates will recieve a signed, laminated Yodar Kritz mullet card, too!

Or, you can go see Hank Plank and the 2x4s and make donations directly. For their schedule, visit their web site. Over the next couple weeks we'll have some pictures of the mullet here and some more info about the upcoming mullet-mentary.

Until then, take care, and thanks for your support!

Mark

Also, go to the new Mullet Q and A!!!!

Even newer, Mullet Cardz!!!

NEWS: Mark is now featured on these fine sites:

How Fresh Is This Guy?

mulletfrenzy.com

Here are some stills from the mullet-mentary:

Getting the mullet, mark with david the stylist:

Another one:

Checking out, separated at birth????:

Mark by his car in the parking lot smoking:

A new friend, from Gresham!!!!:

 

m.a.m.a.