justify the hype
 charming snakes
 bender to bender
 sebadoh gigante
 a lesson learned
 not being good has never stopped me before
 hi kids
 lonely saturday
 judgement day
 taking attendance
 the man with the watermelon head
 justify the hype
 black dress
 gigantic sebadoh
 avenue of the action items (theme for video gaming)


love scenes
 insane attraction
 coney island maybe
 white stripes record
 love scene
 get up
 dyke parade
 i know you know
 i don't care
 midtown tonight
 indecision
 pins and needles
 screenplay
 song for walking wall st.
 natural attraction


self-hate workshop
 natural, i guess
 sorry for myself
 ruin your life
 mason-dixon line
 a dollar or a day
 how much?
 little bit of coffee
 forcefield
 i like bad girls
 space song #14
 you talk too much
 i got high
 the best part
 ready to be
 you get stoked
             


changed my life
 love is great
 great big kiss off
 dominos fall
 mediocre
 don't go there, girl
 changed my life
 dear diary
 there is a song
 bus crush
 motivation
 people with problems
 the picture
 i'm sorry
 power of will
             


happy or not, here we come
 hannah's packin'
 so it's a dream
 three days
 it's all your fault
 drop me off
 action items 1-12
 one thing more
 freestyle
 nothing better to do
 retro
 great big kiss off
 get it down
 hungover you
 wrong side of the fan
 it's hard
 thought i was pre-approved
 hannah's gone


missing in action


missing in action 2: evel a.w.o.l.




black dress

i'm rewriting dante's inferno
and i got you in the seventh circle
with the traitors against
their lovers and lovers and friends.

and if it seems strange
that i feel this way,
then i guess that it's strange
that i feel this way about you.

before my thoughts turned to dante and virgil,
you were already in my blues song journal,
'cause you done done done done done done me wrong.

i'm painting a picture
of a happy family
holding out a note that reads:
nothing comes for free.

but when i imagine my future
i still see you in all my wedding pictures
with a veil and flowers
and a black black black black dress.